Tuesday, July 5, 2011

is the U.S.A. the best country in the world?

is the United States of America the best country in the world?

can this question be answered objectively? or, is this a question that can only be answered subjectively, according to the preconceptions of those answering?

i say who cares about fancy words like objectively and preconceptions...i will answer that question, with a resounding, HEAVEN YES!

why?

because we look the most like God...

we are rich...so is God...

we are smart...so is God...

we own and print the most Bibles of any other country...God wrote it!...

we have more churches than any other country...God lives there! BOOM take that WORLD!

we are capitalists...so is God...no one controls His money...

we are a democracy...God listens to everyone!...

we are comprised of "liberals" and "conservatives"...both describe God...

our colors are Red, White, & Blue...Red for the blood of Christ, White for Purity, and Blue for the Sky Where Heaven is...(some countries have green on there flags representing the grass where their idols graze)...we even call it "Old Glory", synonymous with God...

we allow everyone into our borders...uh, love wins - so does God!...

we love horses...so does God!

we are powerful...so is God...

our money says, "In God We Trust"...so no matter what we spend it on we are witnessing!...uh, hello...GOD, GOD, GOD!

we are fat...so is God...PHat!

our most historic leaders, Washington and Lincoln, the former chopped down a cherry tree (carpenter) and the latter wore a beard, like God and Jesus...coincidence?...i think not...

i could go on and on and on and on and on...but i need not do so...for if you are a fellow american i am just reiterating what you already know...

ethnocentric maybe, but who cares about the big words...

later from 3rd St.

1 comment:

ryan said...

Why do you hate America, you hippie?